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[foundakeyandangels]

[This is the Inbox of one Sally Sparrow]
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[tagartist]

the viagra commercials says "make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex". that's a really deep question if you think about it in a more metaphorical way

[foundakeyandangels]

[Oh um.... kay. She takes a minute to reread it, then replies]

I'd like to hear your theory on why it's so deep. At the moment all I can think is if your heart isn't good enough for sex, this pill is going to screw you over in more ways than one.

[tagartist]

well yeah if you think about it like a healthy muscle on a physical level
but if they mean like
make sure you're heart is emotionally ready and capable of handling the complications of sexual relationships, it becomes much more meaningful



i am very high

[foundakeyandangels]

I suppose that does make sense, on a deeper level. If your heart isn't into it, why bother? If it is emotionally stable, maybe the sex will be better?


Not always the case, really.




Lucky. I haven't been high since high school.

[tagartist]

idk man i've never had emotionally stable sex in my life. but i also only had my first orgasm like four months ago so maybe that's connected. huh...




wait what






oh shit ur not max caulfield my b

[ There's only like a very small beat between these messages. ]

did u wanna
get high i mean not have emotionally stable sex

[foundakeyandangels]

Honestly, I've had emotionally stable sex once, and then the world took her away? So it was short lived and really not that missed later. Welp, maybe a bit missed.





Yeah, I have feeling this isn't who you think. Seems to be happening a lot to people lately.


who am i talking to, so early in the AM



get high? Hell, I might want to. No one's asked in ages.

[tagartist]

yeah??? it took rachel away too. idk that our sex was emotionally stable, but i miss her a lot
not that u no rachel
but she was really great



chloe price. who dis and where you at, i can bring you some of my stash

[foundakeyandangels]

The multi dimensional changes are always a pain in the ass. Aren't they? Sorry about your friend.





sally sparrow. nice to talk to you, stranger. you know where david cliff apartments are?

this icon is way too happy for this tag

[tagartist]

they def are. i mean she was murdered but i've had to deal with both so like. mood ig. and thanks.


ayyy sure do, sally! i used to live there before i became a teen mom

she's jsut happy to be a teen mom

[foundakeyandangels]

Oh, wow, yeah, that's rough. That seems worse, some how.



A teen mom? I take it you collected some of the children around here? Or are you older than I assume

IT'S TRUE

[tagartist]

yeah prob. it sucked a lot.


hahaha i'm 21, but i was 19 when i decided to adopt one feral child, and now i'm guardian of all his dumb boy friends.

[foundakeyandangels]

how long ago was that?


also, i take it you can't sleep either.



sounds like you have a tiny gang of boys.

[tagartist]

uh
i found her body two days before i got here ig
but she was murdered six months before that
lol in april actually
so... two... and a half years??? give or take

YEAH insomina is a bitch man


I DO it's fuckin GREAT

[foundakeyandangels]

yeah, that's rough.
Sorry about your loss and all.
And finding her like that too.


ah yes. insomnia. I should just blame that too.



do they have bicycles they ride together as a gang?

[tagartist]

it's whatevs


it's a real convenient excuse, i'm real partial to it




lmao they totally do why are teen boys so predictable

[foundakeyandangels]

I see.


it IS a good excuse. I might see it today. That or some random girl text me out of the blue and kept me up.



They're teen boys, what else are they going to do?

[tagartist]

that's ALSO a good one but at least you can say she brought you some quality weed to make up for her unintentionally shitposting to the wrong person


idk skateboard

[foundakeyandangels]

I can't say I'm complaining. I was already up as it was. Might as well make a new friend.



skateboarding is either for girls, or older teens. younger boys doesn't have balance yet.

[tagartist]

there's some solid optimism


fuck that's fair. girls are also inherently more likely to wanna stick it to the man from a much younger age and nothing says fuck you quite like skateboarding for some reason

[foundakeyandangels]

it's that kind of night



you know, I never got to do thee skateboard phase. My mom wouldn't let me. The only time I was on a board was a friends and I fell off it.
I regret not doing it younger

[tagartist]

i never listened to my mom
i tried to show off for my best friend once and broke my wrist
got a gnarly scar
she was not impressed

[foundakeyandangels]

i was a good girl for a while. i should have done more things. even she said so.
scars are cool at least, how was she not impressed by that?

[tagartist]

clearly you needed more bad girl influences in your life
RIGHT? that's what i said. blah blah, worried about my safety, blah blah

[foundakeyandangels]

i've been making up for lost time lately. universe hopping does that.
it was nice to worry about you at least.
i ended up scarring my knee. not as exciting as breaking a wrist though

[tagartist]

how many universes you been to sally?
yeah. max is a sweetheart...
was it at least doing something reckless and stupid

[foundakeyandangels]

home. the port. now here. Though I almost want to count the titanic and that other place as their own as well. That was weird.
always good to have a sweetheart around. my best friend was like that
the skateboard, actually. fell and biffed it on a stair. bloody well never did that again.

[tagartist]

nice. i was in a post-apocalypse france before here. i'm pretty sure the titanic and rapture were both just alternate deeringtons rather than full on alternate dimensions. but that just gets complicated.
yeah? they're def handy. i think she keeps me from going too off the deep end.
WELL SHIT
you should try again

[foundakeyandangels]

i haven't been to France yet. post or pre apocalyptic or not.
Ah so they were just part of this town, in a way? Good to know. So I've been around threeish months. what about you?
that's what good friends are food. grounding you
i might be too old to try again. past the skateboarding prime, looking at vespas now lol

[tagartist]

i vote going pre apocalyptic unless you like living in complete silence and watching your friends who fuck up get eaten by monsters. 2/10, the scenery was what made it not a 0
exactly. i mean that's not like super fact, but it's my gut instinct given how Silent Hill this place can be. i've been here two years end of this month.
dude how old are you

[foundakeyandangels]

I'll take that under advisement. France in pre apocalyptic times sounds lovely actually. I'd like to pass on the monsters if i can.
Oh wow, two years. And here I've been mildly complaining about a few months.
22. I know, not that old, but I can't see myself standing on a skateboard without biffing it.